A much used and predictable response to numerous questions posed to parents by many an impatient child I suspect…

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It certainly featured highly in my youth.
Now I’m a grown up – allegedly – I realise why straight answers are so infuriatingly elusive. I simply do not know what will happen in the future. No-one does.
Whilst we may sometimes have a jolly good idea/strong gut feeling of the outcome of those what if/when/how/who posers, as adults now realise that nothing is set in stone. No-one knows when the fickle finger of fate will come into play and put the kibosh on all those well-crafted plans. Happens all the time.
But that’s not to say we shouldn’t make plans. I do it all the time. Sometimes in order to realise a goal, find a direction or purpose or, as often as not, out of necessity.
I’ll give you a for instance.
As a liveaboard boater, with winter looming large, I have to plan for the worst. This entails ensuring my cosy cocoon stays so…
Meaning I need to prepare my metal tube for whatever the elements may throw her way. Sealing areas that could spring a leak…
And checking my trusty multi-fuel stove over and repairing/replacing/refurbing as necessary being high on the to-do list.
Before…
Chimney swept.
After…
Chilly morning/evening…
Never. Not on my watch.
Estimating how much fuel to order to see me through the dark, dank days is really just a guess, albeit after 12 years of the lifestyle, a slightly educated one. But, given that coal bought at the summer price (delivery before October) is £2 per 25kg cheaper, I simply can’t afford to wait and see. It’s a no-brainer.
This time last year I ordered 50 bags – a huge outlay – but, as last winter went on forever and ever, there remains only five or six bags left over. It’s not all about the saving made though. If we have a lot of rain (more than likely), the approach to my boat will without a doubt be soggy and waterlogged, meaning my marvellous coalman will be unable to deliver right to my boat. I’ve done my share of hauling coal in the cold and wet and, trust me, it’s not happening again. Ever.
I don’t do cold, so have placed the same order this year. Sorted. Well not quite…
Turns out I have the opportunity to spend three months this winter in South Africa, where it will be summer…
After careful consideration – yeah right – I have decided to fly south. Yay! Back of the net! But what about all that coal?
Already taken care of my friends: 20 bags to one neighbour and 10 to another, leaving me enough to deal with any unseasonal coldness before or after my trip. Simple.
It’s a well known fact that I’m a little prone to over-thinking. But I’m learning that there really is no point. We cannot predict what will happen along this rocky road/choppy water we travel and most things can be undone/re-hashed or suitably circumvented with a handy plan B.
As plan B’s go, this one is probably one of the better prospects…
This trip will take on quite a different meaning and shape to previous travels, but I’ll get into that another time.
Suffice to say, it could be useful and helpful to others and, if I get my arse in gear, productive and possibly profitable for me.
But who knows how it will all pan out? What will unfold? Who knows?
We will just have to wait and see…
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